Now I'm not going to sit here on what was supposed to be My week off and tell you that Our digital information system is A+. Or C+. Or even D+. It's more like a D--, but it is making progress. Here are some highlights, in just 7 months:
* Oracle contract reduction cost from $33 million to $16 million.
* Mobile phone compatibility (finally) for government webpages.
* The discovery and elimination of over 64,000 viruses infecting government computers, most of them originating in Russia and China.
* A centralized portal for government tech projects, to avoid waste through repetition or needless redundancy.
* Coordination of agency groups for enhanced inter-agency communication and collaboration.
* Database contract cost reductions, the first ever.
* A Tech Summit, the first such high-profile event in Puerto Rico.
* The implementation of transparency and open source software as the official policy of the government.
In the words of a Mythbuster, "There's your problem!" This power ploy by the OMB--OGP in Spanish, as in Over-Grown Pus-heads--is pretty transparent, seeking as it does to quash not only the notion of "open government data," but also that of "open source software." The order issued would consolidate all purchasing power and purchasing-related decisions into the hands of the OMB, leaving the tech experts as before, "advisors" with the power of watching their best efforts be derailed.
I can practically smell the crabbed hands of Micropore and Bore-acle in this mess.
Now I'm not a techie. Can't program an 8-track to record a video for My Nokia. But I do understand one thing: change hurts. But change is needed, and in Our tech environment, it is absolutely necessary. The change coming out of the technology director's office is a breath of fresh air for two very basic, very cogent reasons:
1) True techies are finally in charge of tech development and policies, and...
2) The established providers are being shown up for what they are: money-grubbing, bribing apes.
Okay, not convinced? Then look at it from another direction, in step-by-step fashion:
Step 1: The current (faux)governor, Alejandro García, "The Ova," made transparency and open source a commitment of his (faux)administration.
Step 2: The OMB Director, one Carlos "¿Quéseyo?" Rivas, decides to unilaterally erase that policy, effective December 15th, 2013.
|Carlos ¿Quéseyo? Rivas|
* Did The Ova decide the policy's time was ova, uh, I mean, over? If so, he is now several parsecs further from considering the potential of maybe having a spinal cord than he was before.
* Has ¿Quéseyo? decided that The Ova is too soft to stop him? In so much hot water that he'll crack before taking action? That The Ova is fried from too many problems and nowhere near enough solutions? Or is it that ¿Quéseyo? thinks The Ova is ultimately a chicken?
* Yes, I enjoyed writing all that.
You see, this 3-page document is not just another dosage of stiff toilet paper, this is a battle for the type of government We will have. On one side sits a group of tech experts who want to implement best practices and truly place Puerto Rico at the forefront of tech innovation. On the other side, you have whores. Nothing more, nothing less.
I know what side I'm on, and there's only side to be on. The days when whores run rampant on Our dollars should have ended long ago. Transparency is a sure way of starting to run them off.
So Let's make sure they stay on the run.
The Jenius Has Spoken.