I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go,
People know the part I'm playin'.
Pay for every dance, sellin' each romance,
Ooohh what they're sayin'?
There will come a day, when youth will pass away,
What will they say about me?
When the end comes I know, there was just a gigolo...
Life goes on without me.
gig·o·lo n. 1. A man who has a continuing sexual relationship with and receives financial support from a woman. 2. A man who is hired as an escort or a dancing partner for a woman.
First visit by an incumbent U.S. of part of A. President since Jack Kennedy parked his ass in La Fortaleza. President Barack Obama, five decades later, spends 4 hours on My Island, has some sort of WeinerPalin--um, cockass...er, cocktail--fundraiser and departs with over $800,000 for his future campaign. From people who can't give him anything but cash.
If the "romantic date" begins at 9:00 PM, Obama was in and out by 1:30 in the morning, cash in hand, the tryst completed. We acted like craven clingers, too dowdy to have Our own loves, so desperate to get a soupçon of thrill in Our lives that We toss cash at a guy who simply takes Our money, whispers a few semi-sweet nothings into Our ears and departs quickly in the night, before the emptiness of the moment and its subsequent shame gets to be too loathsome.
Only We don't care. We had him for four hours!! Check that: Obama had Us for four hours. For $800,000 plus.
We got taken. We were used.
He should have worn a condom.
The Jenius Has Spoken.
9 comments:
People in the island may not realize this, but we sure behave like paid prostitutes.
I have to agree that we where treated like the mistress of lesser priority. I have to say that it is a shame that so many political fans of Obama feel this visit was awesome I guess he did his job in making others believe he really cared about Puerto Rico. I have to give it to the great jon stewart to make this as clear as possible. Great Post Gil
Kofla, true. Those of Us who notice are rightly pissed off about it. And thanks, Raúl. I caught Stewart's "Pwerrto Rrico" to "Porto Rico" dig after writing this post and kicked Myself for not using it as an "I love you, Penelope" to "See you around, Penny" descent into honesty.
A devil visits The Island(OK, The Other Island*)
You are singing the songs of your nation, G! Very Will Durant-ish,...
It takes several moments of your time but, please give it that time, when allowed.
It's like nothing you've really ever heard of before(most all of you dear precious people).
Here's the easy one: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f38_1185979150
Here's the tougher, the harder, the more difficult one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqbFxZ-3XA4
Thank you, and pray to THE GOD(don't bother the lessors, they're all helpless) for HIS Island, Puerto Rico.
Being, and being made to think can be a positve vista, before ones self.
Apt Posit
*(I grew up in Hawai'i. At St.Louis High School I studied near a (future) devil.)
(Oh, all the devils die, in the end.) Cheers.)
Keep Singing Son, G The J., Son Of The Island
(OK, The Other Island*)
OH Yeah, Ditto Apt Posit!
And Classic david lee roth song sung to the world,
from the world!
Zing, Thou Jenius!
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