---Thank James O'Malley, El Gringoqueño, for giving me a 1 gigabyte pen drive where I can "keep My whole Life." Thanks, Jim. -----OK!
---Pass on Jim's generosity in kind. And link to his blog!-----
---Mention Aníbal Freytes' wickedly appropriate bitch-slap to the rabid dog ex-governor, faux senator and overall piece of offal Pedro "Schizoid is My Middle Name" Rosselló. -----OK!
---Remind Yourself that you said You'd run The World's Best 10K next year. -----OK!
---Try to ignore Your body's protests as You try to get into shape for that run. -----
---Mention in passing that in a Google search for "gil puerto rico", You were the 19th result!! NINETEENTH!?!?!? Excoriate Google for being a kludgy piece of bassackwards malgorithms. -----OK!
---Trademark "malgorithms." -----
---Make a remark about governor Acevedo's $3,000 suits paid for--allegedly coughcough winkwink--with Our public monies and illegal contributions.
Why does a jellyfish need $3,000 suits? It's still a jellyfish! -----OK!
---Point out that You and 93.6% of all the wild monkeys between Cabo Rojo and Cataño have peed sounder economic notions than the Center (haha) for the New (hahahahaha) Economy (hahahahahahahaha.) -----OK! (hahahahahahahaha)
---Lighten up The Jenius: He's been sounding sour lately.
Center for the Nehahahahahahahahahaha. -----OK!
The Jenius Has Spoken.