A couple of notes: To those who tuned in to the local 88.9 FM station owned by the Catholic University of Puerto Rico and expected to hear the dulcet tones of My voice, blame the station for not being organized enough to get Felipe Morales and Me on the air at the appointed time. Today's show will air next Monday, at 11:00 a.m. (The Pope is gonna hear about this.) And for those of you searching Google for "geniuses think metaphorically," notice Me as the #2 result. (I try harder.)
Some headlines I expect to see in the next few weeks:
Retail Sales Dropping More Than Expected.
Legislators Seek Amendments to Sales Tax Bills.
Governor Seeks Amendment to Sales Tax Bills. (Notice, just one amendment.)
Retailers Fall Far Behind on Sales Tax Payments.
Entrepreneurs Stymied by Additional Obstacles.
Bankers Association Lobbies for Deregulation.
Internet Sales Attracting Attention.
Government Revenues Lagging: Rumors of Shutdown Increasing.
Teachers Will Walk Immediately if Shutdown is Announced. (Hell, the moronic loafers will walk for any damn reason.)
Congress Shelves Bill for P.R. Self-Determination.
Local Supreme Court Steps In Again on Sales Tax Issues.
Puerto Rico Slips Again in Regional Tourism.
Unicameral Bill Not on Legislative Agenda.
The Jenius Has Spoken.