Ay Bendito

I just ate three chili dogs. Not that I wanted to, but there were three on the table and after I ate the first two, the last one looked lonely.

Ay bendito.

So what I've done is kicked my cholesterol level up another 12 points. It's already over 300 as it is, so this won't help at all.

Ay bendito.

My neighbor, who went to Disney again last year before paying off the loan that paid for the previous year's trip, asked Me earlier today about filing for bankruptcy. Seems she spent about $4,000 last month on her daughter's birthday party.

Ay bendito.

Sweet 16? No. ¿Quinceañero? No. Twelfth birthday. She's planning something BIG for the quinceañero.

Ay bendito.

A recent local crime involved a man who killed his wife, then committed suicide. Happened twice in January. Once in February. Three times in March. Four times in April. Once so far in May.

Ay bendito.

In all but one of those cases, the legal system had already intervened. But the man was able to commit the crime anyway.

Ay bendito.

Public schools reopened, but almost none of them are teaching classes. Grades have been tabulated and recorded and all that's left is to run out the string, a month of class and tests wiped out.

Ay bendito.

The Teacher's Federation is in the midst of electing a new president for a union that helps improve the local educational system EXACTLY as much as Saddam Hussein does.

Ay bendito.

After a plebiscite that cost hundreds of thousands of dollars and a resounding vote for unicamerality in Puerto Rico, The Fools have listened carefully to the electorate and have done as much to advance unicamerality here as Saddam Hussein has from his prison cell.

Ay bendito.

Maybe We should toss all Our Fools in with Hussein and throw away the key and even forget where the damn prison is.

Ay bendito.

Today's surveys show that more than 60% of Us are upset with what's happening in Puerto Rico and want major changes made. Maybe the surveys should ask if We want to do it Ourselves or wait for something--or someone--to do it for Us.

Ay bendito.

The Jenius Has Spoken.