Pop Quiz II

1) Puerto Rico is:
---A) An island surrounded by salt water.
---B) An island surrounded by indifference.


2) Puerto Rico is the U.S.'s:
---A) Fifth-best retail client.
---B) Best economic organ donor
.

3) Puerto Rico's status is:
---A) A joke.
---B) A joke at Our expense.


4) Puerto Ricans think they they are:
---A) Wanted by Americans.
---B) Wanted by Congress.


5) Puerto Ricans idolize:
---A) Entertainers.
---B) Crooked politicians.


6) For what's going wrong, Puerto Ricans blame:
---A) Other people.
---B) History.


7) Puerto Rican politics is a combination of:
---A) Brain-dead monkeys and their supporters.
---B) Brainless pigs and their supporters.


8) Puerto Rico's educational system is:
---A) A dumpster.
---B) A landfill.


9) Puerto Rico's health reform is:
---A) A morgue.
---B) A cemetery.


10) Puerto Rico's much-needed progressive leadership will come from:
---A) Narnia.
---B) Hogwarts.
---C) Us?


The Jenius Has Spoken.