Judicial Witches and Bitches

[Note: Slightly-belated Thanks to Janine Mendes-Franco, for selecting another Jenius post to Global Voices Online, and to Michael Castro, of the insightful Poder 5 blog, for praising My blog. I so wish to meet both of them soon and give them many thanks in person.]


The Chief Justice of Our Supreme Court is under investigation.

Let's ignore the fact that he, Judge Federico Hernández, ordered a Special Independent Prosecutor investigation into Supreme Court fund usage by that body's judges.

Let's ignore the fact that 6 associate judges--erstwhile targets of the SIP investigation--broke with established Court procedures and undermined the Constitution by abrogating the Chief Justice's order and substituting their own bogus addled monkey-puppet """investigation""".

Let's ignore the fact that the 6 associate judges were appointed by The Larva, that in fact, two of them were added to the Supreme Court just to tilt the political balance of the judicial branch in favor of the statehood gang.

Let's ignore those facts and focus on the charges leveled against the Chief Justice, as leveled by a security officer/sheriff in the court system, a mongoloid weasel called Alejandro Oyola. And then, let's STOP ignoring facts and face them squarely as to what they mean.

Charge: That Hernández used public funds to pay for his Ruby Anniversary celebration at a San Juan hotel...in 2006.

FACT: Hernández quickly presented bank statements, canceled checks and credit card statements that prove he and his wife paid for EVERY expense related to that celebration.

FACT: The Courts Administration Office investigation into the matter showed NO public funds were used for that celebration.


FACT: An independent investigation by local rag El Nuevo Día also showed NO public funds were used.


FACT: The hotel's own records confirm that EVERY payment made to it were processed from private accounts in the names of Hernández and his wife.


Charge: That Hernández hired Oyola to provide security services for Hernández's son during off-duty hours...in 2008.

FACT: There is NO regulation or law against this practice. NONE. 

FACT: That is Oyola's JOB: to provide security to and for the Supreme Court justices, even outside of normal working hours.


FACT: Oyola could have declined to undertake this duty or have it assigned to some other security officer. He CHOSE to accept it.


Charge: That Hernández paid Oyola for this security service with a personal check.

FACT: This is PERFECTLY legal. In fact, it PROVES that Hernández was OPENLY acknowledging that the off-duty security detail was a PRIVATE matter, not a public one. And that he used his OWN funds to avoid ANY perception of illegal or illicit use of public funds.


Charge: Oyola claims that a computer at the Courts Administration Press office was used to view pornography.

FACT: This is hearsay, unprovable as presented and has NOTHING--NOTHING--to do with Hernández.


Here's the fact: Hernández is the victim of a political witch hunt. Serving on the Supreme Court since 1985, these bogus shit-for-brains charges are from 2006 and 2008; "flimsy" would be a 1,000% upgrade. The statehood party found a skanky mongoloid weasel to bitch and spread lies in order to continue undermining the judicial branch and complete the GasoDildo-level raping of all of Our government's sub-sets.

What a crock of shit. Which EXACTLY defines the current (non)administration's mindset, value and total output.


The Jenius Has Spoken.