Summary: A prick of a legislator builds houses without permits, connects them to power and water illegally--therefore getting them both "free"--and doesn't pay taxes on either property. Lies about it at first, then admits the facts: fraud, theft, mendacity and ethical violations as an elected official.
What happened to this pure shitbag, something called José "What? Me Follow Laws?" Rivera?
1) The ethics committee of the outhouse of nonrepresentatives (capital letters imply respect), led by a fatbag of fatheadedness Liza "Morbidly Obtuse" Fernández, decided that "there was nothing to investigate," even though the houses are there, the years of monthly bills were there, the prick's statements were there and the fucking ethical standards of the outhouse are fucking there. No, according to the fatbag, there's nothing to investigate. And lest We be remiss, the 9-member committee voted 6-3 to not investigate, the votes cast impurely along political lines. Can We say statehooders are fucking thieves and just make it part of their platform for 2012?
2) The bigger fatbag of fatheadedness in the outhouse of nonrepresentatives, something called Jenniffer "Gluttonny" González, makes a big hullaballoo about asking the prick (believe Me, not her favorite thing by ANY stretch of the imagination) for "papers," apparently to sop up the grease from her latest quaint meal for four that she ate alone, because she did diddly-squat with the "evidence." Her object was to get some airtime and she succeeded at that; useless to anyone but her ego.
3) Faced with public pressure and the absolute open fucking shamelessness of the prick and fatbag and the whole shitty excuse for a party, the lame-ass ethics committee decided--against the "evidence" of THEIR OWN previous shit-headed decision--to suspend the prick 10 days for "negligence."
The only way that last sentence would please Me is if they hang Lying Thief Rivera by his own prick (if they can find it) for 10 days.
Here's why this is making My language and attacks so beyond the pale: We are seeing the reality of Puerto Rico...and nobody's getting pissed off enough to do serious harm to the perpetrators.
Options abound: firebomb the prick's houses (no, I am not kidding; I'll tell you when I'm kidding); march on the outhouse and break a few doors with several heads; run the fatbags off the road and make them eat a diet meal (okay, now I'm kidding: make them eat ground glass)...or vote the fuckers out, with extreme prejudice.
Let's start the target list: José Rivera, Liza Fernández, Jenniffer González and the five majority-party members of the pig sty commission that couldn't find ethics in a one-word dictionary dedicated solely to the topic: Elizabeth Casado, Albita Rivera, Jorge Luis “Borgie” Ramos, Angel Peña, Jr., José “Pichy” Torres Zamora.
These 8 should be on Our GetOut Movement list. They are worthless parasites, scum I wouldn't wish on Osama Bin Laden's dead ass. But We have them all to Our own until We decide to treat them exactly as they deserve: flush them out with the rest of the sewage.
The Jenius Has Spoken.